Funny Saying That Spells Out Budweiser

32 Funny Drinking Quotes That Will Make You Spit Your Drink Out

Made for everyone who gets a little too excited for happy hour.

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Steve Martin

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."—Steve Martin

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Plato

"He was a wise man who invented beer." —Plato.The compliment of "wise" really means a lot coming from Plato. We'd like to think he'd also enjoy these funny drinking quotes AND these clever jokes that make you sound smart.

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Noel Coward

"Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?" —Noel Coward.We might have to start after looking at these candid cartoons about politics and money.

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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Getty Images, rd.com

Joe E. Ellis

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." – Joe E. Ellis

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"If girls always treated each other like we do when we're drunk in the girl's bathroom, the world would be a happier place." —Anonymous Getty Images, rd.com

Anonymous

"If girls always treated each other like we do when we're drunk in the girl's bathroom, the world would be a happier place." —Anonymous. Keep the laughter rolling beyond these funny drinking quotes with the 101 funniest quotes of all time.

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Humphrey Bogart

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." – Humphrey Bogart

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"In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power, and in water there is bacteria." —Anonymous Getty Images, rd.com

Anonymous

"In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power, and in water there is bacteria." —Anonymous

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Bette Davis

"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne."—Bette Davis

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"Men are like wine—some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." —Pope John XXIII Getty Images, rd.com

Pope John XXIII

"Men are like wine—some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." —Pope John XXIII

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Rumi

"Either give me more wine or leave me alone." ―Rumi.Don't forget to browse these hilarious wine puns—they're pretty grape!

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David Daye

"If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs."—David Daye

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Dorothy Parker

"Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient Champagne."—Dorothy Parker

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Ernest Hemingway

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." —Ernest Hemingway

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Conan O'Brien

"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly."—Conan O'Brien

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Dave Barry

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."—Dave Barry. We'll have to add this to the list of funny sayings that are worth memorizing.

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Coco Chanel

"I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not."—Coco Chanel.

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Ava Gardner

"I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other."—Ava Gardner

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Jerry Seinfeld

"Can't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?"—Jerry Seinfeld. But until that happens, here are the wine terms you should know.

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Drew Carey

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? You know there's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."—Drew Carey

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F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right."—F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Compton Mackenzie

"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast."—Compton Mackenzie

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Ernest Hemingway

"I drink to make other people more interesting."—Ernest Hemingway.

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W.C. Fields

"I exercise self-control and never touch a beverage stronger than gin before breakfast."—W. C. Fields

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Dean Martin

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."—Dean Martin

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Louis Pasteur

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."—Louis Pasteur.

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Dizzy Dean

"Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat."—Dizzy Dean

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Rodney Dangerfield

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."—Rodney Dangerfield

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Phyllis Diller

"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."—Phyllis Diller.Keep laughing with these 75 funny words you've never heard of before.

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